May 2012
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
mum: are you doing homework?
me, on tumblr: yes
dad: study okay?
me: okay
dad comes back: are you studying?
me: yes
dad comes back again: you have to study
me: I am
dad comes back yet again: are you studying?
me: its kind of hard to when people keep trying to check whether you're studying
that could have gone worse
I didn’t finish the paper but at least I only left like twelve marks blank?
I might pass!
just calculated:
even if I get an A for my next two papers on Physics, if I can’t reach thirty percent for this paper, I’m going to fail.
HELP
Me: *scrolling through tumblr*
Mum: Hey could you please...
Me: OMG MUM I AM SO BUSY I HAVE LIKE A MILLION ASSIGNMENTS AND NO TIME CAN'T YOU SEE THAT OMG AHH I AM SO STRESSED I THINK I AM ABOUT TO EXPLODE! LET ALONE ALL THE HOMEWORK I AM GOING CRAZY!
Mum: *walks away*
Me: *continues scrolling through tumblr*
First day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
End of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
frostitution:
raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are one of the reasons i have trust issues
seven thirty in the morning, forty five minutes before my first paper, I can’t eat my breakfast.
nisha you polkadot, study because if you’re not coming to study tomorrow you better study now. meeting ailin at central at nine by the way (:
shiversdownyourspine:
I’ll work harder for prelims A levels uni the interview for my job my job never
You should follow the person I reblogged this...
just to let everyone know, i’ve got chocolate peanut butter ice cream.
syruppalin:
the bags under my eyes are designer
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Reblog if you're a baka.
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while teaching quantum physics, the lecturer says that “physics is very logical”
liverpate:
azraeldoesnotdispute:
liverpate:
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man